As mentioned in our latest episode, we’re giving away a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV for your platform of choice. All you have to do is share your best Tales from the G-string story with us. (For those who tune out when Sooch gets graphic, that means an anecdote of debauchery that takes place in a strip club, brothel, or other business of ill-repute.) You can submit them as a written story, an audio recording, a YouTube video—hell—we’ll accept an interpretive dance. Just keep in mind they’ll be judged by the man himself, so be creative and do your best to raise his eyebrows. Submit your entries to feedback@thefanboys.com by Friday, May 16th.

Good luck, perverts!

Episode 40: Niko Belichick (58:40)

Featuring—of course—loads of GTA IV prattle, Echochrome, vertigo, Mario Kart, Endless Ocean, fetish categories even we’ve never heard of, and your chance to win a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV.

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Episode 39: Sexshop Quartet (54:00)

Our first XX (chromosome) episode! Featuring another special guest, GT5 Prologue, the GTA IV hype tipping point, Wii Fit, Viking: Battle for Asgard, Sega Superstars Tennis, shopping for “toys,” listener mail, our new forums, and Tales from the G-string.

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Episode 38: Room for the Holy Spirit (48:01)

Featuring the joys of PS3 for a non-gamer (our very own “Announcer Guy,” filling in for an absentee Sooch), Unreal Tournament III & its perilous user-created content, Gamerscore crimes and misdemeanors, Crisis Core, Ninja Gaiden DS, Vegas 2, and . . . Tales from the Mormon Youth Dance?

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Episode 37: Stand By Me (1:05:32)

Featuring Smash Brothers Brawl, Condemned 2, Army of Two, the Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles foreplay zombie apocalypse, God of War, Bully, Burnout, and listener mail.

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Episode 36: Deep Tissue (44:30)

Featuring TMI about Sooch’s posterior, Bully 360, God of War: Chains of Olympus, The Club, Army of Two, listener mail, GTA IV, how to reload your AR-15 when one arm has been shot, and Tales from the G-string.

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Episode 35: Neapolitan (51:50)

Featuring Gears of War 2, Epic and Unreal Engine 3, Lost Odyssey, polishing off 2007 (Mass Effect, Assassin’s Creed, and Half-Life 2: Episode 2), Professor Layton, the HD-DVD denouement, and Tales from the G-string.

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Episode 34: Roid Rage (43:31)

Featuring Devil May Cry 4, pronunciation pet peeves, Rez HD, Pixel Junk Monsters, life lessons for your daughters, the dangers of in-car SMS, the video which shall not be named, and Tales from the G-string.

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Looking to dip your toe into the shark-infested waters of 360 hardware? Already have a 360, but you want to roll, Sooch-style, with a console for every room of the house? Well, here’s your chance to win one in what has to be the easiest contest on the ‘net. Read the rest of this entry »

Episode 33: Asian Fit (36:15)

Featuring Xbox Live paybacks, Omega Five, girls and the Wii, Rock Band stage fright, rocking the 80s, the Turok demo, enough politically incorrect statements in one episode to last all year, and Tales from the G-string.

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