You could write off Dante’s Inferno as nothing more than an opportunistic God of War hijacking. But you’d be overlooking its genius. Because in the midst of eight hours of abject concept theft, lol-tastic story sequences, and thumb-numbing scythe mashing, Visceral Games does manage to come up with one original, thought-provoking idea: the Devil has a massive penis.
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That doesn’t look that massive to me.
From the enormus devil schlong to the attacking va-jay-jay’s, this one has shock schlock written all over it. Glad I stayed away from this one. Would be a good pick up for $20, if only to have around to offend the wife and affirm every stereotype about the low brow juvinility of gameing. Wait – that is the image I am trying to avoid. Thanks for the words Mik.