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Look, I don’t want to tell you how to live your life, but nit-picking Uncharted 2 is tantamount to Pope Julius telling Michelangelo that, while the Sistine Chapel is a hell of a piece of work, he might have liked it more if Adam’s junk was a bit bigger. It seems a little ungrateful in the face of such a ridiculous bounty, you know? The entire package—both single-player and multi-player—is so polished, adroitly crafted, and fun, that whatever flaws are present become functionally invisible to me. Games like this one don’t come along often. Enjoy it—it’s perfect.
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About our scale… the number of words in our review reflects the score of the game. In practical terms, you could assume that games reviewed in 49 words or fewer should be avoided, games reviewed in 50-75 words would make a decent rental, and games reviewed in 76 words or more would make a solid purchase.

Forget the “…for a Wii game” caveats—Extraction is an exciting, aurally and visually impressive game that captures the atmosphere and, importantly, the feel of the Dead Space universe in an experience that is most assuredly for adults (one unique and shocking scene in particular). And, while there’s no skirting the fact that it’s quite short, the story is so taut and well-crafted (better even than Dead Space’s, honestly) that missing out on it would be a huge mistake.
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About our scale… the number of words in our review reflects the score of the game. In practical terms, you could assume that games reviewed in 49 words or fewer should be avoided, games reviewed in 50-75 words would make a decent rental, and games reviewed in 76 words or more would make a solid purchase.

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When Backbreaker Football was introduced, it was pitched as a Madden-killing physics powerhouse of console football. At long last, the game has been released… on the iPhone. For 99¢. I’ll admit it—I downloaded the game expecting to giggle at what a hot mess it was. Turns out NaturalMotion molded Backbreaker into a clever arcade football challenge (you simply steer your player down the field, dodging tacklers with accelerometer and touch controls) that’s perfectly suited for the iPhone.
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About our scale… the number of words in our review reflects the score of the game. In practical terms, you could assume that games reviewed in 49 words or fewer should be avoided, games reviewed in 50-75 words would make a decent rental, and games reviewed in 76 words or more would make a solid purchase.
Sooch spent last weekend at seedy casinos and strip clubs in Wendover, Nevada. He sent us this photo as a teaser for the memories he’ll share with us over a meal this week:

Stay tuned for Episode 78–and, feel free to shoot us an email at feedback@thefanboys.com, or drop us a text or voicemail at 757-69-LUNCH. See you this weekend!