Fuel has some of the finest marketing trailers of any game in recent memory. And they lie. What appears to be a seat-of-your-pants off-road racer on the order of Motorstorm is actually a slow, boring slog through a sparse [though admittedly enormous] landscape. Want to just zone out and explore ad nauseum? Rent.
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About our scale… the number of words in our review reflects the score of the game. In practical terms, you could assume that games reviewed in 49 words or fewer should be avoided, games reviewed in 50-75 words would make a decent rental, and games reviewed in 76 words or more would make a solid purchase.
Concise and to the point. I think I’m going to dig the review format.
56% is way to much for this game. Ramps set up with hills right in front of them, horribly skidding cars, boring landscape. God this is one terrible terrible game.
Author credit?
When did you guys start doing reviews?!
Love the format of your reviews.
Because haikus and Dennis Dyack jokes never get old, here’s my review of Too Human.
Champion of GAF:
Take me to your brave new world.
Schadenfreude. Balls.
Oops, forgot to score it.
12/100
That’s one hell of a system you have there! Wish I’d thought of that.