Talk Dirty to Us, Win GTA IV

Update: We recorded the show a day early this week, and it wouldn’t be fair to select a winner a day before the stated deadline. So, you now have until our next episode—May 30th—to submit your entries (or refine the ones you’ve already submitted).
As mentioned in our latest episode, we’re giving away a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV for your platform of choice. All you have to do is share your best Tales from the G-string story with us. (For those who tune out when Sooch gets graphic, that means an anecdote of debauchery that takes place in a strip club, brothel, or other business of ill-repute.) You can submit them as a written story, an audio recording, a YouTube video—hell—we’ll accept an interpretive dance. Just keep in mind they’ll be judged by the man himself, so be creative and do your best to raise his eyebrows. Submit your entries to feedback@thefanboys.com by Friday, May 16th.
Good luck, perverts!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:40 am
Can you just send me the game? Because… I mean really… just send me the game.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Why only strip clubs and places like that? You should have another contest and expand it a little bit. Not just Tales from the G-string. Just general tales of idiocy and ridiculousness. Now, those I have. I haven’t frequented the strip clubs in several years so I’m fresh out of those.