The Fanboys Lunchcast: Episode 33
Episode 33: Asian Fit (36:15)
Featuring Xbox Live paybacks, Omega Five, girls and the Wii, Rock Band stage fright, rocking the 80s, the Turok demo, enough politically incorrect statements in one episode to last all year, and Tales from the G-string.
January 21st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I havent listened yet, i will when i get home from work tomorrow… but if sooch posts any more fucking spoilers in his twitter thing Im gonna fucking fly out to Utah, get a job as a waiter and FUCKING INSIST HE DRINK DIET COKE! DIET COKE YOU BITCH! YOU MUST BE THE ONE THAT WANTS DIET COKE CUZ YOU’RE THE LARGEST ONE HERE!!! DRINK THE DIET COKE FATTY!!!11!!1eleven!!1
January 21st, 2008 at 7:05 pm
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January 21st, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Hey Mort, kiss my third roll! At the end of uncharted, Sully fucking bricks right in Drakes fucking mouth and Elana films it with her precious camera and you can view it at http://www.mortcomesout.com.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:12 pm
There’s a reasonably strong possibility that the next episode will be recorded live from an anger management session at the Salt Lake County Community Center.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Hey Sooch, you seem like a cool guy with family and all, have you ever thought of signing up for “The Biggest Loser”? I don’t say this as an insult, I say it as someone who thinks that you probably want to live longer for your families sake and could use some help getting there. I’m not Mr. Fitness or anything myself, I’ve got some work to do for sure. You don’t know me, I just listen to the show.
Also, The Devils Rejects was a great movie.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Thanks friend, I’ve talked to the Doctor, he said it’s just baby fat and should come off once I hit puberty.
No seriously, I gotta so something but I just love me a good meal. Sometimes I think I’d rather eat what I want and die prematurely than eat lettuce and live until I’m 80. Maybe I need a shrink instead.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 am
Mister Ssooch:
I just listen to the show, too, so um…
Most importantly, I hope you live free of people giving you grief on topics that are a) not so much their business, b) something that has, perhaps, crossed your mind previously, and c) that are never served positively by “commentary,” well-intentioned or not.
Were I to make your health my business, Mister SSooch, I’d begin with:
+ Workplace stress
+ Minivans driven by soccer moms who simultaneously talk on cell phones, lick ice cream cones with swirls, and mediate disputes among unbuckled passengers
+ Falling strippers
+ Utah inversions that trap pollutants emitted my millions of minivans
+ Vegas bouncers
+ Mik, should you trash Natalie Portman, Shirley Manson, or Stephanie Seymour
+ Kitties
+ Asian little people who are offended by your show and armed with bazookas
+ Wessy, should you fail to love his new TV
+ Minivans driven by kitties
+ My fellow Mormons who are related to you and who feel their faith has been slandered, uh, repeatedly
+ Paparazzi stampeding to catch Paris’ latest Sundance boob slip
+ Swarms of marauding Japanese schoolgirls who mistake you for sumo
+ Silent G…nah.
We all need a good shrink. That being said…
My message to “friend,” above, is you’re absolutely wrong in what you wrote: in fact, SSooch is not a cool guy.
Mister Ssooch, you’ll outlive us all, visit our graves, and there upon our daisies you will defecate.
January 24th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Great episode guys, Sooch your stories are very disturbing.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Yo Sooch, can you give us some impressions of the DS3. Kinda wondering about the battery life, you know, now that there’s rumble involved.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I’ve been listening to you guy for about a year now and I’ve finally visited your website. I just wanted to say you guys are hilarious. I also have a show, but I’m on the radio so I can be as blue as I’d like. I got a link to you guys on my website. I’ve been wanting to start podcasting my show, but I’m kinda ignorant towards the whole process, I am slowly figuring it out though.
When I was listening to this weeks show, I was shopping for a new cell phone and when Tales from the G-String came to it’s horrifying climax I couldn’t help but to start uncontrollably dry heaving in the store. Sooch painted such a vivid picture that I could almost see the gaping, swollen, thoroughly violated anus before me. After regaining my composure I said to myself, “That’s fucked up.” then looked up to see half of the Radio Shack staring at me.
I wouldn’t have it any other way. Keep up the good work fellas.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:06 am
coole musik und filme downloaden…
Wo kann ich filme downloaden?…